There once was a young fakir
who always wanted to sit there
He got so many tickets
they littered the thickets
He had to leave for a year
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The Prophet
Back in the day, I went on the nod
mid afternoon it was, surrounded by clod
And in that dream, I brewed an idea
for all around me so full of fear
Awaking I bellowed
From hereon I’m Hallowed
I’ve had a Vision from God
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Last Fast in Bombay
There was an old man from Bombay
sat cross-legged all day
He went on a fast
to see how he’d last
But now he’s faded away
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Camping Mishap
It was four in the morning
before the grey dawning
When i woke with a fright
and in the moon’s light
Faced a bull in the awning
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River Tragedy
There was an old man in Waihi
seriously needed to pee
He went to the river
but damaged his liver
And they found him out at sea
There was a young man from Sweden
too tall for his parents to feed him
They said to him “Lars,
look up at the Stars,
One day you’re going to need ’em”
There was a young lady from Newport
a bit of a dimwitted sort
She liked to waste her day
with chat to send you away
So she got a job with support@
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Touch Grass
Quoth the grey Boomer
to the blue Zoomer
“Get off yer arse,
and go touch some grass,
and see how it fixes yer Humour”