Dear old Michael Finnegan
couldn’t help but sin again
He said to the Father
would you pass me the lager
before I say “Amen”
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Author: Rosencrantz O'Dowd
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Throwaway Salad
There was a young man in Malay
forgot in the morning to pray
Come lunchtime he had
a salad so bad
Twas truly a goddawful day
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Trump Scare
The Dems will try to scare you
with “Trump is evil anew”
But Sleepy old Joe
just goes to show
That any old puppet will do
There was an old man from Adelaide
Who desperately hired an addled maid
I have to confess
the place is a mess
And the old man himself is mislaid
There once was a dog whose barking
never stopped neighbours farking
one lot went spare
and another went bare
til soon the suburb was narfing
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Bluster in the North
Today is a beautiful day
at least that’s what they say
But up here in the North
it blusters so forth
that it feels like we’re still in May
There was a young fox in Iceland
who escaped the hunters scythe and
spent the winter all warm
in a cosy pit dorm
and emerged in the spring enlivened
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Girl From Belize
There was a young girl from Belize
who couldn’t help but sneeze
she drank lemons by cup
much more than a sup
and now she’s back on high seas