There was a young man from Sweden
too tall for his parents to feed him
They said to him “Lars,
look up at the Stars,
One day you’re going to need ’em”
There was a young lady from Newport
a bit of a dimwitted sort
She liked to waste her day
with chat to send you away
So she got a job with support@
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Touch Grass
Quoth the grey Boomer
to the blue Zoomer
“Get off yer arse,
and go touch some grass,
and see how it fixes yer Humour”
We used to say this was Godzone
Paradise on Earth said the drones
But really its damp and cold
and dull and costly and old
No good at all for my bones
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Michael Finnegan
Dear old Michael Finnegan
couldn’t help but sin again
He said to the Father
would you pass me the lager
before I say “Amen”
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Throwaway Salad
There was a young man in Malay
forgot in the morning to pray
Come lunchtime he had
a salad so bad
Twas truly a goddawful day
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Trump Scare
The Dems will try to scare you
with “Trump is evil anew”
But Sleepy old Joe
just goes to show
That any old puppet will do
There was an old man from Adelaide
Who desperately hired an addled maid
I have to confess
the place is a mess
And the old man himself is mislaid